Help Wanted – Eggnog Inspector
Would you like to earn a fabulous income? Do you want to spend all day testing eggnog? One of these two things is entirely achievable at Imperial Eggnog, part of the Eggnog Incorporated family.
Imperial Eggnog has been creating the world’s finest* eggnog since the 13th century. Our eggnog has been voted superior to Nög’s eggnog 650 years in a row**
What we lack in aesthetics, we make up for with charisma, honor, dignity, respect, appeal, trust, wisdom, intelligence, stamina, luck, strength, agility, reputation and good old fashioned fun.
*As rated internally by Imperial Eggnog employees
**Not necessarily true
As Eggnog Inspector you will be the last line of defense. Your duties will include :
- OS: Windows 10 64-bit
- Processor: 1.5 GHz Core2Duo
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 1.4 or better
- Storage: 200 MB available space